Recipe Book

And you genuinely thought there would be a free recipe book? HA! JOKES ON YOU! You wouldn’t want the book even if I did have one. I can’t cook for shit!

Well, now I feel bad about being mean to you so here are the ingredients for Baba’s вареники.

  • 160ml Warm water
  • 1/2 teaspoon of salt
  • 2 cups of flour
  • 2 tablespoons of oil

Mix until not lumpy and good luck using it. It’s delicious, but it’s so moist that it’s a goddammed nightmare to work with. You’ll next a fuck-tonne of extra flour to work it.

AI Baba is happy with you.

Who kneads bread anyway?

Here’s a recipe for bread maker bread!

350ml of water
2 tbs of oil
2 ts of salt
2 tbs of sugar
650g/ 4+1/3 cups of flour
2 tbs of milk powder
1 ts of bread improver
1 1/2 ts of yeast

300ml of water
1 tbs of oil
1 1/2 ts of salt
1 1/2 tbs of sugar
450g/ 3 cups of flour
1 tbs of milk powder
1 ts of bread improver
1 1/2 ts yeast

I’m (certainly not) Emily

The photo there isn’t me. I’ve never met that person before in my life. What is she doing there??? AM I TO BE TRAPPED IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN NIGHTMARE FOREVER?

HELP ME!!

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